Running with Scissors by Augusten Burroughs

One of my favorite authors is Augusten Burroughs. I was fairly young the first time I read his memoir, Running with Scissors, and after finishing it I knew I had to read more of his books. I have a small collection of them, and a few more that I still need to add. It has been a long time since I read one of his books, so I thought it was time to re-read and write about his first autobiographical work.

The chapters aren’t numbered, they all have unique titles. Being a child was very different when Augusten grew up, that being the late 1960s into the 1970s. You were only required to go to school until the age of 16, it was easy to skip class, and everything seemed to be a lot less strict than it is now. Today, you absolutely would not see a 13 year old boy on a public transport bus by himself and think, oh, that’s normal, and this is probably the least concerning thing about Augustens childhood. It is incredible that child services or the police were never called on behalf of the author, because so many unusual and alarming things happened to Augusten that I find it hard to believe that no one ever noticed. 

This memoir is full of strange and distrubed characters, from the author’s alcoholic father, to his mothers mad psychiatrist. If you enjoy a crude writing style, he’s a very honest writer; nothing is sugar coated, and don’t mind if things get a little gross, definitely read this. After finishing it, you will absolutely be interested in reading the rest of Burroughs novels.

Missing 411: A Sobering Coincidence by David Paulides

Missing 411: A Sobering Coincidence, isn’t a book so much as it is an accumulation of briefly summarized missing persons reports. The victims outlined in this book, the fifth in a ten part collection, are young men that disappear without a trace and are found in or near bodies of water. The author delivers the name, location, and date last seen of each victim, then gives a brief overview of the details of the case, in which you will notice some other common factors. As you read, you will note frequent mentions of missing clothes, bodies being found in areas that had been previously searched, and interviews from family and friends saying that what happened was completely out of character for the person. Oftentimes, the young men are excellent students, have good jobs, and are involved in their communities, they are not the sort of people that would have a reason to vanish. 

I don’t have much more to say about this book. If you love mysteries, you might like this book. I love mysteries, but I didn’t like this so much. I had a certain expectation before I started reading this book which was hyped up due to having watched two documentaries, Missing 411 (2017) and Missing 411: The Hunted (2019), which were adaptations of the authors other books. I highly recommend either of the documentaries over this one book, I believe you can watch them for free on YouTube. They are spooky, well made, and leave you wondering. I was looking forward to reading all of the books in the Missing 411 series, but having been so disappointed in A Sobering Coincidence, I don’t think I’m going to bother unless the books are given to me. The details of the cases themselves are interesting, but the structure of the book makes it feel like you’re reading a textbook rather than a novel.

The Third Plate: Field Notes on the Future of Food by Dan Barber – Part 4 and final thoughts

The final section of this book is titled Seed. 

In the first chapter of this part we find out how Klaas, the organic farmer we met at the very beginning of the book, met his wife. It’s actually really cute and the circumstances are very fitting. I also learned about the lake effect, in which precipitation is greater near lakes and the body of water has an effect on the surrounding air. 

The majority of the rest of the section named Seed is about: seeds. Most of it is lengthy discussions about different types of grain (wheat, rice, barley). The grains that we eat now are vastly different than the grains our grandparents grew up on, and this has a lot to do with crops being grown in order to harvest the greatest amount rather than grown to create grains that have great flavor. One man mentioned that whenever growers come to him and ask for grains, they ask him what they can grow that will yield the most, not, what can I grow that will taste incredibly good?

Planting seeds that produce more product has led to not only a loss of flavor, but a lack of seed saving and landrace farming. Seed saving is the practice of saving seeds after the harvest to use for planting next season. Farmers aren’t saving seeds anymore, they buy genetically engineered seeds that promise to produce. This has led to a loss of many varieties of seeds and gives no chances for variations. Variation is important, because if you allow the seeds to grow the way they want to, a dormant gene or a new gene could pop up one day, and it might actually be better than what currently exists. Landrace farming is one way in which dormant or recessive genes have a chance to turn up. If the growing season isn’t what is expected, or it is bad, a variant could pop up that has the ability to survive in not so ideal conditions. Letting nature do this naturally is better than anything that can be created in a lab.

There is a lot of good information in this section, too much for me to go over. I feel like I learned more from reading this section, and the book in its entirety, than I did in history class. And I feel like what I learned here is more valuable than trying to learn about the presidents of the United States. 

This is a book that I am going to keep on my bookshelf. I know that there is going to be a point in the future when I have my own little garden, and I’m going to want to get it set up right. I know that there is going to be a piece of information in this book that will be helpful that I will want to review before I get started planting. I also want to go back to the Finger Lakes, where I just recently vacationed with a friend, because a lot of the places mentioned in the book happen to be right where I was. I need to go back and see the things I read about. Overall, an illuminating read. And, I only found one grammatical error, it was in the second paragraph in the very first chapter, so I’m very impressed.

The Third Plate: Field Notes on the Future of Food by Dan Barber – Part 3

The third part in The Third Plate is about the sea. The all important topic of the declining populations of various fish in the oceans is discussed throughout. We learn that ultimately, the reason that the sea is being emptied of fish is because of chefs, not because of fishermen. Chefs decide what people eat because they are the ones cooking the food. If a talented and famous chef decides that a certain type of fish is the best fish to eat, people will want it. The people will not want to eat types of fish that chefs don’t cook or fish that they say are rubbish. So in order for the fishermen to make a living, they need to catch the types of fish that the chefs want. This means that specific breeds are being overfished because the demand for them is so high. Any fish that are caught that are not the fish that the chefs want are passed over, tossed back into the sea, because the fishermen simply cannot sell them. There is no market for these fish. 

The fish that Americans eat are limited, most people can name them, salmon, bass, tilapia. But there are so many more different types of fish out there, and plenty of them are just as delicious as the highly sought after ones, such as bluefin tuna. The author talks about a seafood meal he had in Spain, cooked by the chef Angel Leon, and he said it was a meal that changed the way he thought about food. This meal was made from fish and fish parts that most chefs wouldn’t even consider using in their dishes. While I was reading, I was given the impression that most chefs will never consider creating cuisine with ‘garbage’ fish, because they have it in their heads that certain breeds taste bad and other breeds are supreme. I feel as though a lot of people are missing out on incredible food. I feel sorrowful over the thought that many fish may go extinct soon because of the mindset of professional chefs. 

We are also given a brief lesson on the edge effect, which has to do with the delicate ecosystem where the land meets the sea. When we mess around with this area that is closest to the shore, we are messing with the most important part of the ocean. Fish farming does just this, as most fish farms are located in the edge area. Fish farms don’t even do what you would think they do, by that I mean keep us from fishing the ocean. In order for the fish in the farms to grow to the size they need to be for the market, you need to feed them. The food for the farmed fish comes in the form of smaller fish, which are taken out of the ocean. 

I feel like I’m going on a bit of a rant. I’m no activist, but reading about what is happening to our oceans scared me. 

I’m going to end here by saying that you really need to read Part 3, not just to learn about what is happening in our oceans, but about what a few good farmers and chefs are doing to try to save the environment and the plants and animals that live in it.

The Third Plate: Field Notes on the Future of Food by Dan Barber – Part 2

Part 2 of the book focuses on land, particularly the food we eat that walks on it. The main focus of this section is to show us the importance of small farms and farming communities, places where people live mostly off of what they can grow and the natural resources surrounding them. This is the type of living that is best for our planet, but overall we are much too focused on industrialized farming and producing as much livestock as we can for consumption. The author mostly focuses on geese, chickens and pigs here. 

We meet Eduardo Sousa, a farmer from Spain, who produces some of the most expensive foie gras in the entire world, around 700$ for one goose liver. Foie gras is expensive to begin with, because geese are not easy to keep, the birds need to eat a lot in a short period of time to get fat, and the fact that they are often force fed is cruel and has meant that raising geese solely for their livers or even selling foie gras is banned in a lot of places. Eduardo’s product is so expensive because his birds are not getting fat by shoving food down their throats, they are free range, they eat what they want, when they want. 

Why is it that his free roaming geese are getting fatter than the geese being force fed? Simply, the goose that is raised in a factory does not know how to feed itself. The same goes for geese that live on farms or within fences, even though they may be surrounded by grass and plants, their diet is usually also being supplemented with some grain from the farmer. The goose knows that someone is going to deliver its food, and therefore it only eats when the food comes. A free range goose eats whenever it wants, because it has to be able to feed itself. 

The bird’s freedom does come at a cost. They are more at risk of being killed by a predator. Their eggs are also more likely to be picked off. But the birds are happier, which also happens to produce better flavor. Animals that are stressed during their lives or right before their deaths produce less tasty meat. Eduardo also believes in humanely putting his birds down, he lets them make their own way into the room where he gases them to sleep. This isn’t exactly pleasant conversation, but if foie gras is banned because of the cruelty involved to the geese, imagine what the lives of the majority of those birds is like, and how terrible the end must be. 

Other than geese, the author does go into one of the most famous exports of Spain, jamon iberico. If you want to learn more about the region where Spain’s famous acorn eating, black pigs are from, you’ll get to read about one of the families that raises them. You’ll also find out that other rare and delicious foods come from this same area, but most people don’t know about them because of the celebrity of the aged ham. 

There is so much more I could write about this part, but I want to leave some things for you to discover yourself. It was just as interesting and informative as the first part of the book, and I have a feeling the next part will be equally as engaging.